Me: *Looks up curriculum for English.*
Me: Read it in 8th grade.
Curriculum: JULIUS CAESAR!!!!
Me: Read it at some point.
Curriculum: ROMEO AND JULIET!!!!
Me; Read it, saw it performed, saw the movie, wrote a paper on it, etc.
Curriculum: RED BADGE OF COURAGE!!!!
Me: I read that in freaking elementary school.
Curriculum: Where the Red Fern Grows????
Me: Seventh grade.
Curriculum: Uh…geez…kid…what do you want? To Kill a Mockingbird? Surely you haven’t read that one!!!!
Me: Summer before 9th grade.
Curriculum: Screw you, Lilly.